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“I would like to say this: I think that she and John are the luckiest two people on earth because they found each other. You both lucked out.” - Jason Segel
Meryl Streep & Justin Henry | Kramer vs. Kramer, 1979 (✗)
Ouch.
There is a part of me that is Pam, and there’s a part of him that is Jim, and that part of me is in love with that part of him.
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JAM is good, JAM is life
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Schmidt knows factsThis was the best.Can’tnot reblog. Two of my loves in one gif set xx
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fiat lux
larksandlittlebirds asked: TAG. YOU'RE IT! The rules are to state 7 random facts about yourself. Then, go to your favorite 10 blogs and tell them they're it. :)
Wow. First time someone sent me something like this so I can’t ignore it. Random…. let’s see…
1. I’m an only child. (on my mother’s side at least)
2. I have a shipping problem. I can only get invested in a show if I see a ship possibility ( manly a good looking one) . I KNOW, LAME! But I can’t change myself!
3. My major at University is Italian, but I would much rather teach/speak/read anything in English. (I learned English by watching Friends, Will and Grace and E!News)
4. Unless it’s a dessert or you are under 6, please don’t eat your meals with a spoon. It grosses me out.
5. I work as a Teacher in an Jewish Private School (if you can call that), besides being a private teacher to little kids. For a long time I avoided this path, but I can genuinely say I love my job! (that’s a boring one but it’s my way of making you judge me less because of item number 5)
6. In order to get credits I’ve enrolled myself in some crazy lectures- e.g. The Culture of Jewish People in the Middle Ages and Literature Of Portuguese Speaking countries: Angola. btw I highly recommend them (REALLY)
7. Last year I got to Travel to Poland and England to help this lady I met in the MOST RANDOM WAY EVER (this story deserves a post by itself, and maybe one day -if anyone cares to know -I will share it) write a book about her family Jewish ancestors. It was like being in a Who Do You Think You are Episode episode.
There, did it! That felt nice! Some of them are not very random-ly, but they are the only ones I could remember. I’m still not very good at this Tumblr thing.
also… Fact number 8. I MISS TATIANA AND AMBER’S PODCAST (@ggirlsss) MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE!
(where is that Oscar one?!) #Hope
beautifulroyals:adorable! where can I get one of those
princess isabella hamming it up for the cameras.
Adorable! Where can I get one of those?!
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• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.
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